clint sitting on on steve's shoulders to grab a cat out of a tree only to find out there are like five cats in the tree and they all like clint and suddenly steve is trying to balance clint who's being mobbed by cats he has no idea how he's supposed to hold

thorodinbro:

clint tries to hand off some of the cats to steve so he can grab the others still in the tree but every time he hands one to steve the cat instantly tries to crawl up steve’s body to get back to clint but their claws get stuck in his shirt so steve’s got like three cats hanging off his pecs and there is literally this huge crowd of people around them but everyone is too busy laughing at the entire situation to help

  • insert-ideal-url-here:

    digieggofbooty:

    cowgirltits:

    daunt:

    bro-bots:

    fabledquill:

    this is

    the cutest thing ever

    it would be cuter if i could pronounce it

    where are the vowels

    what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

    They gave them to Hawaii.

    Alright you wanna know what?

    Welsh language is RIDICULOUS

    We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.

    Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.

    Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.

    The other half of our words are just ridiculous.

    Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.

    You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.

    D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK

    AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD

    1 is un

    2 is dau

    3 is fucking tri what are we irish?

    4 is pedwar

    5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs

    6 is fucking chwech what the fuck

    7 is saith

    8 is wyth what the fuck

    9 is naw

    10 is deg

    WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?

    FUCKING UN DEG UN

    IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE

    20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN

    21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE

    And fucking colours man

    fucking colours

    Pink is just pinc

    WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC

    DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOURE DISTRACTED

    AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.

    (via nowhereaddie)

  • haleycue:

    pandamiglio:

    My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

    Dying

    (via lulz-time)

  • 500daysofsassy:

    mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face

    (Source: notkatniss, via wowhiddles)

  • shedanceswithshoggoths:

    the-insultana-of-ott:

    bex-chan:

    i woke up to this

    image

    and actually fell out of bed

    and then this was in the article

    image

    image

    so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again

    image

    OH MY GOD

    (via wowhiddles)

  • advil:

    THE BABY RUNS INTO A TREE I’M DEAD

    (via glitterymaffoo)

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  • eatpussylivehappy:

    bebereaves:

    sh4ne:

    euro-trotter:

    neofriend:

    edwad:

    this is so fucked up

    For the love of god

    I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop

    It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum

    Erin….

    this
    this needs to be seen by everyone

    (Source: dieselotherapy, via md-williamson)